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‘Heterosexual Awesomeness Month’ underway at Idaho saloon — and minds are exploding across the fruited plain

 

Word is rapidly spreading about the Old State Saloon in Eagle, Idaho, which has dubbed June “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month.”

But as you can imagine, leftists aren’t too happy that the bar encroached on sacred temporal territory, given that June has been claimed for Pride Month and all.

‘This is horridly disappointing. I can handle differing political views. I CANNOT handle bigotry and hate towards marginalized communities.’

Here’s how the Old State announced its monthlong celebration last week on Facebook:

 

“une will be OSS’s inaugural Heterosexual Awesomeness Month! Come join us all month to celebrate heterosexuals, for without them, none of us would be here! Each Monday will be Hetero Male Monday, and any heterosexual male dressed like a heterosexual male will receive a free draft beer. Each Wednesday is Heterosexual couples day, and each heterosexual couple will receive 15% off their bill. More events to be announced in the coming weeks. Follow us on Instagram or Facebook to stay informed.

Old State also put the word out Friday that it’s “seeking a perfect judge for Mondays in June to determine if men’s chosen clothing is officially heterosexual. The pay is $15/hr plus free beer. If you think you have what it takes to determine straight threads, send an email with qualifications to: [email protected]. Thank you!”

 
 

 

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