BREAKING: @JoeBiden’s team asking debate moderators about appearing “virtually” for the debate tonight!!!

— Mark Kaye (@markkayeshow) September 29, 2020

It’s debate night, so I’ve got my earpiece and performance enhancers ready. pic.twitter.com/EhOiWdjh1b

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 29, 2020

If Biden shows up on stage with his pants on, speaks in mostly complete sentences, and avoids a lengthy digression into his epic battles with Corn Pop, media will declare him winner by knockout and spend the next 48 hours talking about how he “picked up some of Obama’s charisma”

— Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) September 29, 2020

This election is Scranton vs. Park Avenue — and with your help, Scranton will win. pic.twitter.com/WxHNrVKIdb

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 30, 2020