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e can’t unburn the Library of Alexandria. We can’t restore the Parthenon. The lost plays of Sophocles and the vanished histories of Livy are, in all likelihood, vanished forever.
But today, the whole world can feel joy, for another transcendent work of art is returned to us: Elon Musk has unbanned President Donald Trump’s Twitter account and his more than 59,000 tweets, the tweets that carried him to the Republican nomination, the White House, and immortality.
Of course, the haters and losers are absolutely apoplectic, like demons who can only wail and shrivel in agony when confronted by the light of God.
You are failing our democracy.— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickNAACP) November 20, 2022
Your garbage poll means nothing. Did people outside the US vote? Did you reach out to marginalized communities—the targets of Trump’s rhetoric—for their input? Your followers don’t represent America.
If you run Twitter like this, God help us all. https://t.co/v8DsB9vtza
No worries, Derrick: Today, God truly is helping us all.
Everybody should spend an hour or two simply scrolling through the President’s collected tweets. But for our part, here are Revolver’s picks for the best of the best of Trump’s wit and wisdom:
Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents–fast trial, death penalty.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2012
When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump. When he was 18, @BarackObama was Barry Soweto. Weird.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 12, 2012